me: why don’t you just break up with him
friend: because i love him
So accurate, it’s sad.
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
when someone says they dont like dogs
I thought at first that the dog was pretty bad ass, until I realized that there was a cat there…and the cat is obviously in charge! That’s the Keyser Söze of fucking cats!